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Malou, 19, Denmark

Star Trek | Doctor Who
Hannibal | Almost Human
Videogames | Animation
Great lover of astronomy and space

Life is like a video game, no matter what happens, you always get zapped in the end.
- Shigeru Miyamoto

I'm a Rawenclaw and I hate the heat.

that-kid-in-the-drifloon-hat:

slutstatus:

can you believe that there are people on this earth who have never seen this video before

oh no oh no oh no OH NO oh my god.

punkpug:

if there is one video you need to watch in this world its this

themaniacjan:

Goodbye friends, this vine has killed me.

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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kitroku:

think you should probably lose the my there, that’s the cougar’s house now

kitroku:

think you should probably lose the my there, that’s the cougar’s house now

thedanishgirlwiththehair:

mcsanta:

thedanishgirlwiththehair:

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

"Du er ikke fed
Du har fedt
Du har også negle
Du er ikke en negl”
Works perfectly???

except fed and fedt isnt the same word, as it is in english

True, but fingernails and fingernail aren’t really either - it serves the purpose >.

Fingernail and fingernails are the same word, just in two different grammatical number categories.

aph-dickmark:

mcsanta:

thedanishgirlwiththehair:

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

"Du er ikke fed
Du har fedt
Du har også negle
Du er ikke en negl”
Works perfectly???

except fed and fedt isnt the same word, as it is in english

True, but I think it still gets the message across

Youre right, but I’m still gonna say that I’m “fed” then people can interpret it as they want to. The adjective “fat” isn’t the same as the noun “fat”.
I am not the noun “fat”, I just have a lot of the noun “fat”. I’m still the adjective “fat” though.
Also feel free to interpret it as the positive version of “fed” as in cool, awesome etc, because that’s awesome :)

ukomfortabel:

do you ever get anxiety when thinking about how you’re not really living your life that you just go to school and eat and sleep and do homework and then after that you’re gonna get a job and you’ll work the rest of your life maybe marry and have kids and then you die and you haven’t even lived at all i can’t breathe

thedanishgirlwiththehair:

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

"Du er ikke fed
Du har fedt
Du har også negle
Du er ikke en negl”
Works perfectly???

except fed and fedt isnt the same word, as it is in english

silvashko:

cattyjean:

silvashko:

the fact i will never know what having a penis is like significantly bothers me

I imagine it’s like having a boob between your legs.

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whumf:

we’re くコ:彡 entering squid territory


 
くコ:彡
                                                                     
くコ:彡 

                            
くコ:彡 
くコ:彡


                                                      
くコ:彡

                         
くコ:彡
くコ:彡

total-tortilla:

beccurz:

sowhatsupguys:

vaati:

aperfectillusion:

This Super Smash Bros has been run over by a truck.
Shit still works.

because it’s pure nintenadium

I love how you step on a disc it snaps in half
But if you step on a Nintendo cartridge it won’t even budge
Hell you can drop a TV on an N64 and it’d probably work even better than before

pure nintendium

Nintendium is the strongest element known to mankind

total-tortilla:

beccurz:

sowhatsupguys:

vaati:

aperfectillusion:

This Super Smash Bros has been run over by a truck.

Shit still works.

because it’s pure nintenadium

I love how you step on a disc it snaps in half

But if you step on a Nintendo cartridge it won’t even budge

Hell you can drop a TV on an N64 and it’d probably work even better than before

pure nintendium

Nintendium is the strongest element known to mankind

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

boneycircus:

manicpixiedreamdroid:

tgieph:

DON’T DEAD OPEN INSIDE

it sounds like a desperate plea for the wayward carts to come back home

MOM AND DAD LOVE YOU

boneycircus:

manicpixiedreamdroid:

tgieph:

DON’T DEAD OPEN INSIDE

it sounds like a desperate plea for the wayward carts to come back home

MOM AND DAD LOVE YOU

 
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