i was in a crazy packed store just now and thought, “it’s like a zoo in here,” and then i thought about how that phrase must be so insulting to every zoo planner out there. like they probably pulled all nighters planning out crowd capacities and habitat logistics and emergency exits and food stands and learning about every animal and balance and shit just so people wouldn’t fall into lion cages or get trampled to death in an emergency and now when you’re in a place that’s just kind of confusing you’re like, “the fuck? it’s like a god damn ZOO in here.” a zoo planner in the back pipes up, “so it’s what? safe and very well thought out!?”
I swear to god bruh
Let me catch you in the streets
Bruh I swear to god
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man?
just like the population of Ireland during the Great Famine
history nerds are the best.
if multiple girls named paige hang out together is it called a chapter?
when none of ur internet friends are online
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is “act natural, you’re innocent”.
There is literally never a time when I haven’t felt this. Even if I’ve bought stuff.